Megan Thee Stallion & James Corden Wish You A Very Ratchet Christmas

2020-12-15T17:18:21+00:00December 15th, 2020|

We wish you a ratchet Christmas. Megan Thee Stallion and James Corden made their list and checked it twice on Monday night (Dec. 14), lasering in on naughty and pretty much ignoring the nice. In a special “Savage Santa” remix of Meg’s breakthrough hit, the pair put a R-rated spin on the holiday with a jingle bit so sassy it might just cause St. Nick to skip their houses.

“He’s sees you when you’re sleeping b–ch, yeah,” Megan rapped on a wintery set surrounded by dancers in skimpy Santa skirts. “He’s the new mall Santa/ Ho, Ho, Hoing through Atlanta. Suit from Dolce and Gabanna/ Binged ‘The Crown’ just for Diana/ He’s drunk on eggnog/ He gets high in Santa’s workshop,” she added as Corden Claus sipped right from the carton and chewed on a candy cane like it was a giant toothpick.

“Naughty, got a thicc body/ Rosy red cheeks/ People think he’s Pavarotti/ He would never slip on a roof while it’s snowing b–ch/ There’s you mom, mistletoe, you know it/ Ah, I’m a Santa, Jolly, happy, merry/ Face is plump and hairy/ Sacks of gifts I carry,” Meg added, with Corden joining in on the reworked chorus.

The bit had it all: ugly sweaters, PS5s and a special, pop-up surprise if you sit on rappin’ Santa’s lap. “I’m a Santa/ Call me Krissy Kringle/ Make your North Pole tingle,” Corden rhymed as Meghan rode a giant wooden horse, tongue out. “Bells are gonna jingle, b—ch/ They jingle, b–ch.”

Watch “Savage Santa” below.

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