Andrew Schulz gave a sarcastic reply to Kendrick Lamar, who many believe targeted him when the rapper criticized white comedians making jokes about Black women.
On the opening track of his GNX album, “wacced out murals,” Kendrick rapped: “Don’t let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that’s law.”
Given Schulz’s frequent commentary on Black culture through his podcasts FLAGRANT and The Brilliant Idiots with Charlamagne Tha God, many assumed Kendrick was referring to him.
Schulz reacted to the track on the latest episode of FLAGRANT, accusing Kendrick of being a hypocrite, especially considering the history of misogyny in Hip Hop.
“Rappers are telling comedians we need to be more respectful to women, so we gotta sit back and reflect,” Schulz said sarcastically. “Nobody has respected women more through art than rappers.”
“So I completely understand how a rapper could look at a comedian telling a joke and be like, ‘Yo, you need to switch that shit up. How dare y’all keep saying your wives are annoying. Be more like us: Bitches ain’t nothing but hos and tricks. You can lick on the nuts or suck the dick.‘”
Schulz also pointed out flaws in Kendrick’s lyrics, saying: “Technically speaking, if we’re going off of grammatic English, he is saying I can talk about Black women. He’s basically saying all white comedians [should] talk about Black women.”
He further accused Kendrick of hypocrisy for collaborating with South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone: “He appreciates white comedians that make fun of Black people. They’ve done that brilliantly for decades, and he wouldn’t want to break one of his own laws.”
“I mean, didn’t they have a character called Token on the South Park show? Which I’m sure Kendrick is a big fan of,” he added.
The comedian suggested Kendrick rapped about him to gain attention: “What a time to be alive where rappers gotta talk about comedians for clout. We are up right now.”
“The biggest story out of the album was a sub at a comedian? And you ain’t even gotta say my name and it still makes headlines? You’re welcome. How many views did I give him, do you think?”
The situation took an unexpected turn when Schulz joked that he wouldn’t fight Kendrick but would have sex with him in a one-on-one encounter.
“Kendrick’s people and his security, they will destroy me. But just Kendrick? I would make love to him and there’s nothing he could do about it,” he said. “Just Kendrick Lamar? I would make love to him. And the only thing that he could do is decide if it’s consensual or not.”
“There’s nothing he could physically do to stop that besides put his legs in the air and choose a position. I would go so far as to say he couldn’t stop most people on the planet from having sex with him.”
He added: “He’s talking a lot of shit, but if it came down to it, I could put him on my lap, feed him a bottle and make love to him if I wanted to.”
Though Kendrick has yet to comment on Schulz’s remarks, TDE president Terrence “Punch” Henderson responded on social media: “Wait… wait… I know as a Black man who’s involved in Hip Hop Music, that we are a bit slow and don’t really understand sarcasm and humor… but did my guy say he want to sleep with Dot??”
Wait… wait… I know as a Blackman who’s involved in Hip Hop Music, that we are a bit slow and don’t really understand sarcasm and humor… but did my guy say he want to sleep with Dot??
— Punch TDE (@iamstillpunch) December 5, 2024
